Saint of Killers

I really need to get back to reading Preacher..........

http://www.zbrushcentral.com/zbc/showthread.php?p=376805

Straight from the Headlines:

"Tainted Irish Pork May Have Reached 25 Nations"


Damn that Colin Farrell

The world is a strange place

Wife's nude pics on lost phone end up online
FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. - Here's some food for thought: If you have nude photos of your wife on your cell phone, hang onto it.

Phillip Sherman of Arkansas learned that lesson after he left his phone behind at a McDonald's restaurant and the photos ended up online. Now he and his wife, Tina, are suing the McDonald's Corp., the franchise owner and the store manager.

The suit was filed Friday and seeks a jury trial and $3 million in damages for suffering, embarrassment and the cost of having to move to a new home.

The suit says that Phillip Sherman left the phone the Fayetteville store in July and that employees promised to secure it until he returned.

Manager Aaron Brummley declined to comment, and other company officials didn't return messages.

Man recovering after being shot by his dog
PORTLAND, Ore. - A man who was accidentally shot by a 12-gauge shotgun on Saturday after his dog jumped into a boat is recovering. Matthew Marcum's legs and buttocks were injured in the bizarre incident and he was taken to Legacy Emanuel Hospital & Health Center in Portland.

Marcum's father, Henry, said his 23-year-old son was about to tie up an 11-foot open aluminum boat, when his 3-year-old Labrador, Drake, jumped into the boat.

Matthew Marcum said his dog, Drake, is a good dog and he isn't upset with him.



Priest gets probation for jogging nude at track
GREELEY, Colo. - A Catholic priest convicted of indecent exposure for jogging naked around a track at a high school has been sentenced to five years probation.

Rev. Robert Whipkey must also complete 100 hours of community service and register as a sex offender under the sentence handed down Thursday in Weld County District Court.

The Denver archdiocese said Whipkey, of Frederick, was placed on leave last year. He officiated at parishes in Frederick, Mead and Erie. He was arrested about an hour before sunrise on June 22, 2007.
Dressed in a blue shirt and slacks, Whipkey told Judge Timothy Kerns that the conviction has ruined his life and that he is unemployed.

Student arrested for 'passing gas' at Fla. school

STUART, Fla. - A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities said he was "passing gas" and turning off his classmates' computers.

According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind. He then shut off some computers other students were using.

The Spectrum Junior-Senior High School student was arrested Nov. 4.

A school resource officer placed the boy under arrest after he confessed about his behavior, according to the report. He was charged with disruption of school function and released to his mother

Thank God for Change

Sex Tips for Husbands and Wives was penned by Ruth Smythers, a vicar's wife, in 1894. Some amazing gems:


The wise bride will permit a maximum of two brief sexual experiences weekly — and as time goes by she should make every effort to reduce this frequency.
A selfish and sensual husband can easily take advantage of his wife. One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: Give little, give seldom and above all give grudgingly. Otherwise what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust.
A wise wife will make it her goal never to allow her husband to see her unclothed body, and never allow him to display his unclothed body to her.
Once in bed, the wife should turn off all the lights and make no sound to guide her husband in her direction, lest he take this as a sign of encouragement.
When he finds her, she should lie as still as possible. Bodily motion could be interpreted as sexual excitement by the optimistic husband. Sex, when it cannot be prevented, should be practised only in total darkness.
Clever wives are ever on the alert for new and better methods of denying and discouraging the amorous overtures of the husband. Arguments, nagging, scolding and bickering prove very effective if used in the late evening about an hour before the husband would normally commence his seduction.
By their tenth anniversary many wives have managed to complete their child-bearing and have achieved the ultimate goal of terminating all sexual contacts with the husband.

Educational Reading

How to Kill a Zombie Onslaught

Instructions:

Get as far away from the zombies as you can (if possible), lest your fear make you go nutz.
Step2Using your gun or crossbow (preferrably the former), you need to score a headshot on the first shot for every zombie. The only way to kill a zombie is to destroy its brain, and wild shooting elsewhere will just attract more zombies.
Step3If you are forced into melee combat, either cut their heads off with a blade (machete or Shaolin blade) or get into their heads somehow and destroy the brain from the inside (such as with a crowbar).
Step4When you're sure all the zombies have been killed, burn the bodies to wipe out any chance of infection and to be sure they're really destroyed.


Things You’ll Need:
Shaolin blade
machete
rifle
Molotov cocktails
crossbow
The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks


Tips & Warnings
Make sure you actually know how to use your weapons. All of them.

If one of the zombies is your stupid buddy or brother or something like that, don't hesitate. Just shoot! That person's already dead. History. It's just a corpse that happens to be trying to kill you.

Yea, I know. Where are you gonna get a Shaolin blade? Good question. The machete should suffice. X)

DON'T get a flamethrower or a chainsaw. Both are useless.

Don't assume you can score mass kills on your own, if there are more than 10 or 20 zombies out there. It's probably a good idea to make sure there are other people near you who are skilled in the art of zombie killing.

If you decapitate any zombies, make sure to destroy the heads. A severed head can still bite you and should still be considered dangerous.

Don't ever aim for body parts other than the head! They will just keep attacking until their brains are destroyed, even if the only thing left is the head.


http://www.ehow.com/how_4561975_kill-zombie-onslaught.html

The only one who could ever reach me, was the son of a preacher man....

I was recently introduced to the comic book, "Preacher". Thank you Jay cos I love love love it.
I know there are girls out there who read and appreciate comics but I wish we were encourged to read them. Beats playing with dolls. Well, not including anatomically-correct dolls. When I went to google that, this crime against nature popped up. Sorry, but i find it freakish. You can find more of these at http://www.amamantafamily.com/.

Back to Preacher...funny how I find the above picture disturbing but take no offense at all to this comic. Anything with a character called "Arseface" is ok in my book. I really hope it ends up as a HBO series. Though I don't have HBO.
For you comic fans, I came across these 2 interesting sites acrossthecounter.blogspot.com/ & http://www.comicbookreligion.com/index.php?Religion=Protestant