I know it's lame but I am bored and too lazy to find something funny. Sue me.

1) Can you cook?
No. But I can order take-out like nobody's business.


2) What was your dream growing up?
It changed all the time. I wanted to be an archeologist, a lawyer, a detective, a writer. Too many to choose from so I did nothing....

3) What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could sing. Or tie a cherry stem with my teeth.

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Why thank you, I will have an Amaretto Sour.

5) Favorite vegetable?
Sex. I mean tomatoes.



6) What was the last book you read?
Intensity by Dean Koontz

7) What zodiac sign are you ?
Virgo the Virgin. Go figure.

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
7 tattoos but 8 really cos one is a cover-up. Only ears are pierced.

9) Worst Habit?
I worry too much

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
seeing how I stole this off someone's bulletin on MySpace, I don't know who the hell you are, so take the bus...


11) What is your favorite sport?
really not a sports fan but Hockey is ok.


12) Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Somewhere between Little Miss Sunshine and Emo

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
I have an elevator fantasy but it doesn't involve you, Mr. I Made Up This Worthless Survey


14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I survived it...that is all that matters


15) Tell me one weird fact about you?
I am the reason the Beatles broke up.


16) Do you have any pets?
I will have a cat soon.


17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
You would be shot on site.

18) What was your first impression of me?
That you ask too many questions.

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
die motherfuckers, die

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
I would not turn red so easily.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I would say I am half and half.

22) What color eyes do you have?
blue-grey

23) Ever been arrested?
No. Just never been caught.


24 ) Bottle or Draft?
They have Black Label on draft now?? Rockin!

25) If you won £10,000 pounds today, what would you do with it?
How strange that you would ask in pounds and not dollars. I would be good and pay bills and I would be bad and go to Vegas.

26) Would you date me?
No. I have shot you and taken your 10,000 pounds. I don't need to date you.

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
In bed, next to someone...

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
I do...i have even heard one.


29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
sleep, watch movies


30) Do you swear a lot?
hell yes


31) Biggest pet peeve?
being late

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
complex

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?

Sometimes.


34) Do you believe in God?
I am not religious, but trying to be more spiritual.

you and jesus go out to dinner.....

1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
usually i would go dutch, but i work part time so this one will have to be on jesus

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias; who is it?
jesus

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently.
arkansas has to go...i don't even like driving there and they have the single worst mcdonalds i have ever been to...

4. You wake up as the opposite gender - what's the one thing you want to try?
easy...jerking off

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
han...not even a question

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
i don't remember my childhood

7. What's something that you've done that most people haven't?
I ONCE JUMPED OFF A 60 FOOT CLIFF INTO A RIVER, WHICH WAS DOPE, BUT I HIT SO HARD THAT IT TORE MY PANTS IN HALF AND I WALKED BACK TO THE CAMP HOLDING THE 2 HALVES UP LIKE A SKIRT....ok..that was my friend lee's answer....i also was there and jumped off that cliff...kept my clothes intact but forgot to put my arms to my side....i was covered in bruises and someone had to come rescue my sorry ass

8. whats your horo?
what?

9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
the ring...or some porn

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
I love you

11. what is your drink (alcoholic)?
blue moon, rum and coke

12. Ever performed CPR on a live person?
no...

13. Before you die, you want to...? perform CPR on myself

14. Something you'd really like to do but probably wont ever be able to do?
have children

15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
koala bear

16. A drug you'll never try?
oxycontin

17. If you were an animal what would you be?
a koala bear on oxycontin

18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
once again, i really don't remember much about my childhood

19. What's something most people don't know about you?
I have a half sister I have never met


20. First celebrity crush?
the guy who played Starbuck on Battlestar Galatica

21. What was your favorite thing to do as a child?
runaway

23. Favorite breakfast bread style?
brioche

24. Favorite Laundry Detergent?
the cheap shit

25. Worst way to die?
has to be fire

26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
i saw a pic (when i worked at the medical library) of a guy with a javelin through his balls...that had to have sucked

27. The worst injury you've ever had?
got hit in the face...bone under my eyes was fractured...face was swollen for a month and 2 black eyes

28. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
pie

29. Sport you hate the most?
baseball

30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Chicago

31. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
cotton candy....stay away from alligator on a stick

32. Weirdest eBay purchase?
human cadaver

33. Favorite food to eat when you're drunk?
taco cabana ...french fries

34. Favorite cereal?
honeycomb, fruity pebbles

35. What's craziest thing you've done in the past month?
its a secret


36. What do you usually bring to bbq's?
beer

37. Ever been hit on and didnt realize it?
doubt it

38. Recently?
recently what?

39. Are you some sort of retard?
yes...thank you for noticing

40. Doing anything this weekend?
going out with Harry's wife, shopping for a wedding dress (not for me), a lunch date