If you play your cards right....

Missing!

Look at your man...

We're not saying Old Spice body wash will make your man smell like a romantic millionaire jet fighter pilot, but we are insinuating it.

Save Tango

Please watch the following short film.



http://www.savetango.co.uk/indexflash.html

Have to admit...

I seriously considered it for a moment.

I poop on your head!

Happy New Year from Hell

Actually, at he bar I was at last New Years, there was a skeleton.

Christmas Chicken is tardy and the fruit is rotten.

Stolen

I stole this from another blog and usually I am too lazy to give props, but I could not have written anything better than this guy already did. So, enjoy the bacon wallet picture and follow the link to read his write up.

http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2007/12/harriet-carter-nice-to-meat-you.html

Just plain awesome

Because Sex Sells

Cheesy

I am bored so I googled the first thing that popped into my head. Cheetos Art.

This was on a list of what guys really want for Xmas....

Chicken Poop Outdoors Chapstick

I guess it is demotivator day...

They have my vote!

I admit it....

..I wanted to stay in bed today and cuddle. I'm only human. I'd settle for the Batman pillow for now but it looks like he is shacked up in a hotel with some other floozie!

Does he have breasts?

It's not just fresh...

It's Jesus fresh.

Spank O' Rama

I got this from the following blog which is about a guy's obsession with spanking.....

http://timspankstheworld.blogspot.com/2008/04/10-signs-that-girl-may-be-into-spanking.html TOP 10 SIGNS A GIRL MAY BE INTO SPANKING

1. Every other phrase out of her mouth is "So? What you going to do about it?"

2. She has a lot of wooden spoons, but she never cooks.

3. She has a lot of paddles, but she says she's allergic to canoes.

4. She says "Hi! My name is Samantha Woodley."

5. She takes a running jump, flops across your lap, and says "Don't worry, I'm just practicing a new yoga position.

6. You pull out her chair for her at the restaurant, and she says "Don't bother--to be honest, I'm going to have to eat standing up."

7. She says, "Some people think I need self-discipline. They're only half right."

8. Her gifts entire consist of new belts. And they're all too big for you.

9. She keeps backing up her butt into your palm and saying "Ouch." And then doing it again.

10. She tries to convince you that every day is her birthday.