YO YO! NO NO!

Peanut Butter will never be the same

Vajazzling

There are people starving in the world. Please donate the money you would spend on getting your Lulu decorated to them. Please.

Can you say regret???

Seriously? This is a tattoo some dude got and thought it was so cool he posted it in his dating profile.

wonder how the honeymoon was

Man marries a videogame
by Ben Silverman

Buzz up!

November 23 3:24 P.M.

I now pronounce you husband and what?!

In another sign that the world is about to collapse, multiple blogs are reporting that a fan of the Nintendo DS dating sim Love Plus (you know, the really creepy one) liked his virtual lady so much that he decided to marry her. For real.

Apparently, a Japanese gamer known as 'Sal9000' was officially wed to Nene Anegasaki, one of the game's three virtual girlfriends, in what must have been the weirdest ceremony in the history of ceremonies. We can only assume that Ms. Pac-Man was the maid of honor.

While the two aren't planning a honeymoon -- after all, one of them is a VIDEO GAME -- they did hold a small 'reception' in Japan for friends, family and the media, indicating that this is most likely little more than the looniest video game publicity stunt we've seen in some time. Check out this video recap by Boing Boing, complete with footage of the happy, er, couple:


http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/man-marries-a-videogame/1376577

A strap-on pizza

Keep Fucking That Chicken!

Give me your drugs and women! And cookies!

Big Bird!

Real or Fake?

This seems set up to me but but who knows...

Please don't let it be me

Too tired to give this a title

My jaw is still on the floor

And there ain't nothing like regret to remind you you're alive

I spent a year in the mouth of a whale
With a flame and a book of signs
You'll never know how hard I've failed
Trying to make up for lost time

Once I believed in things unseen
I was blinded by the dark
Out of the multitude
He came and broke my heart

When the dust in the field has flown
And the youngest of hearts has grown
And you doubt you will ever be free
Don't bail on me

River is wide and oh so deep
And it winds and winds around
I dream we're happy in my sleep
Floating down and down and down

And the tide rushes by where we stand
And the earth underneath turns to sand
And we're waiting for someone to see
Honey, Don't bail on me.

Tell ma I loved the man
Even though I turned and ran
Lovely and fine I could have been
Laying down in the palm of his hand
Staying down in the palm of his hand

In the morning you wait for the sun
And secretly hope it won't come
But time washes everyone clean
Don't bail on me

Christmas Chicken is tardy and the fruit is rotten.

There seems to be a shortage of pants....

I hope she gets a sandwich for Christmas

Because Sex Sells

I guess that bug spray worked a little too well....

Cheesy

I am bored so I googled the first thing that popped into my head. Cheetos Art.