Showing posts with label could only happen to me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label could only happen to me. Show all posts

Friday, April 10, 2009

And there ain't nothing like regret to remind you you're alive

I spent a year in the mouth of a whale
With a flame and a book of signs
You'll never know how hard I've failed
Trying to make up for lost time

Once I believed in things unseen
I was blinded by the dark
Out of the multitude
He came and broke my heart

When the dust in the field has flown
And the youngest of hearts has grown
And you doubt you will ever be free
Don't bail on me

River is wide and oh so deep
And it winds and winds around
I dream we're happy in my sleep
Floating down and down and down

And the tide rushes by where we stand
And the earth underneath turns to sand
And we're waiting for someone to see
Honey, Don't bail on me.

Tell ma I loved the man
Even though I turned and ran
Lovely and fine I could have been
Laying down in the palm of his hand
Staying down in the palm of his hand

In the morning you wait for the sun
And secretly hope it won't come
But time washes everyone clean
Don't bail on me

Thursday, January 29, 2009

BFF


This guy send me a friend's request on MySpace. My first thought was "hell no", but I think i might approve him because I need more entertainment in my life.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Out Damn Spot!

So, today I was standing in the bathroom at work with my a vacuum hose up my skirt.

I know what you are thinking. Pervs.

I had accidentally got dried toner ink on my white skirt and had to vacuum it out.

Thats my story and I am sticking to it.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Conversation with Hank on MySpace....

Yes, this is a true conversation....

From: Hank Date: Oct 15, 2008 10:34 AM Stacey, you're a very sexy woman. I'm glad you're home.


From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 12:10 PMHow do u know I am home? And I thought Gotham was actually Chicago.....


From: HankDate: Oct 15, 2008 11:18 AMI know you're home because you're happy to be HOME from the hospital. Gotham City is NYC actually. It's a term that dates back to the 19th century. It's Washington Irving who first used it I think.

From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 12:27 PMAhh..Legend of Sleepy Hollow guy...I heard the other day it was Chicago..at least as far as Batman is concerned. I forgot the hospital headline was up...but thank u....

From: HankDate: Oct 15, 2008 11:29 AMYeah. That guy. Now that we've got that straightened out, would you like to tell me about the woman behind the seductive looks? I'm feeling uncomfortably superficial

From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 12:38 PMI thought everyone here was superficial.....Nothing much to tell...How did u find my profile?

From: HankDate: Oct 15, 2008 11:54 AMI'm not that superficial actually. I used to be, but I soured on it when women were overlooking my more cerebral qualities when they discovered my carnal talents.I found your profile by following a rainbow to the end.What color is your pedicure?Why were you in the hospital?When was the last time you were at a UT game?What's your adult beverage of choice?What's your favorite travel destination?
H.

From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 1:19 PMHmm...a lot of personal questions from a stranger.Your profile is private and you have no pic. I am guessing married

From: HankDate: Oct 15, 2008 12:21 PMGood guess. Now about those questions...


From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 1:30 PMYou have a foot fetish too. You might be upset if i was in the hospital to get a toe amputated

From: HankDate: Oct 15, 2008 12:46 PMWhat makes you think I have a foot fetish? Even if I did, I think I'd look at it as an opportunity to give more attention to the 9 other toes. I tend to see life as a series of opportunities that way.
H.

From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 1:49 PMwas i wrong about the foot fetish?

From: HankDate: Oct 15, 2008 12:53 PMYou're sorta wrong about the foot fetish. I'm a sensualist. Do I find feet erogenous? In many instances. But I'm not a food fetishist by any clinical definition. And while I might very much enjoy sucking on your 9 or 10 toes, I don't have any reason to believe that that would turn me on any more than sucking on your nipples or finger tips or inner thigh. Of course, I'd likely begin with that sumptuous mouth of yours. It really is damn near perfect. Now about my questions...H.


From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 2:08 PMPerhaps after lunch....

From: HankDate: Oct 15, 2008 1:10 PMI can't wait. Please add "what's for lunch?" to my list of questions.Bon Apetit!H.

From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 3:42 PMWell Hank, here is the problem, if I were to answer your questions and keep up the conversations, you would not just be satisfied asking what color my toes are but then you would be asking what color my underwear is as well. And I can't go down that path with you.....


From: Hank You wear underwear? What kind of freak are you!?!?!? Never mind!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

The Curse of Lucky Bamboo

Just an F.Y.I.

To refer to a post I made yesterday, turns out the consequences of killing a lucky bamboo plant are swift and severe.

Monday, September 8, 2008

help

What happens if you kill your lucky bamboo plant?
Is it like breaking a mirror or walking under a ladder or worse cos it is dead?

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

If I had known what today's date was....

I would not have bothered to get out of bed.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

feel free to give him him a call if u want....

Dearest Angel,
Forgive me if this letter came at the wrong of the day but I beg you to please really take note of it cos it comes from a heart of someone that you have so much affected during the reading of your profile.Hope you are fine and your family,as for me you have made me to smile again ,cos i have never believed that this can happen to me for my life time.
Due to my past experience I have decided for a long time to stay alone and never to love,but look at me today smiling over your profile which i am well convinced that if a woman like you can exist it means there is much hope for me to be happy again even more than before.Please I am good in flattering people and never will i do that cos the true is life and if i lie it mean is dead,from my heart I am so happy to met amd mail somone like you even if you didn't reply,that is fine but don't forget that you have become special to my heart.May age nor distance between us be a barrier for this reality,i urge you...
May nothing stop nor discourage you from mail me back and be open to me cos i have good intentions towards you...Just know that I am out for something good nothing evil nor to hurt nor harm people,please be real and no games...I pray that you will understand my lyrics and get back to me soonest...

Really you must be a nice woman and what have made you to join this site and what are your motives and intentions towards your new love?
please i will love to have your pics and hear more from you. This is my prive mail, Great joy

I will count it is I can find your mail in my box: cann_eric@yahoo.ca
Tel: 1-202-689-9048,
My house address: #1145 Broadway Seattle, WA 98122, USA

I wait for your reply,
Cann Eric (just smiling)

Friday, August 1, 2008

Flask Update

Maybe this job won't be so bad after all.I just opened the upstairs breakroom refrigerator and there is one 12 pack of Shiner Bock, two 6 packs of Austin Amber, and one 6 pack of Guinness. No one is up here at the moment but me......

Monday, July 21, 2008

let me say then....

Hello stacey, I dont know how to beggin my message, but i will try, and i think i have to do it, to say all what i think...
So first, my name is bader, i'm from morocco, i'm 30 yrs old, and i'm running a business of real estate, in marrakech, the city were i was born and where i'm living.
So let me say then, that i have seen ur profile, and i found it so interesting, that's why i'm sending this message, but let me say too, that i find u so beautiful, so sweet, and u sound a very interesting person.
So, that would be a great pleasure for me to talk to u and get know u if there is no prblm? So i will not be longer, i just shall say I wait ur message ... impatiently and i hope that I will get an answer from u, that would be really a great thing for me.
Take care sweet lady, and have a good time ,
Bader from morocco

Friday, July 18, 2008

Jackson loves u!!!

hello angle,how are doing and how is everything hope is moving fine.well baby i must tell u that u are cute and lovely.baby am an engineer but i have no wife but a friend introduce me in this site not until now that i found u,pls sweet i love and care 4 u as soon as i went through nur profile,pls i need u so that we can share love togther and other too.i will like u 2 send ur email address amd also add me as one of ur friend ok. so
that we can chat and know each other very well.send it 2 jacksonsam1968@yahoo.com.........jackson loves u.,

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

why do i get these emails?? why? why? why???

I havent told you yet because I didnt want to freak you out but the doctors have only given me a couple more weeks and I know whole heartedly that if I could have just one meager taste from those sweet sweet faucets of vitality I would know most certainly that I went out a whole being. A hi later might very well prove to be a goodbye for eternity. Please grant me this one last wish in the spirit from the days of yore and yester . . .