Actually, at he bar I was at last New Years, there was a skeleton.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
Friday, December 26, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Stolen
I stole this from another blog and usually I am too lazy to give props, but I could not have written anything better than this guy already did. So, enjoy the bacon wallet picture and follow the link to read his write up.
http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2007/12/harriet-carter-nice-to-meat-you.html
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Monday, December 8, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Straight from the Headlines:
"Tainted Irish Pork May Have Reached 25 Nations"
Damn that Colin Farrell
Damn that Colin Farrell
Friday, December 5, 2008
Cleaning up the past
Besides vacuuming myself today, I managed to start cleaning out 5 years worth of emails from my Yahoo account. So far I erased over 600 and still have more to go. I am mostly just keeping the porn. I did find some photos I had taken a few years ago.
Out Damn Spot!
So, today I was standing in the bathroom at work with my a vacuum hose up my skirt.
I know what you are thinking. Pervs.
I had accidentally got dried toner ink on my white skirt and had to vacuum it out.
Thats my story and I am sticking to it.
I know what you are thinking. Pervs.
I had accidentally got dried toner ink on my white skirt and had to vacuum it out.
Thats my story and I am sticking to it.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Monday, December 1, 2008
White Stripes Xmas!
I've really done nothing at work today except Christmas window shopping online. I found this White Stripes site and while I know bands put their names and logos on a lot of different things, I have never seen a sewing kit before. The sticker is pretty cool as well but the Holga camera is the bomb.
Holga's are cheap plastic cameras that let light leak in giving a "vintage" effect. I love mine though I have not used it in quite a while. The White Stripes site want $180 for the Holga set. I did not take a close look of what all comes with the set but it better include a BJ for that price.
http://whitestripes.kungfunation.com/
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
The world is a strange place
Wife's nude pics on lost phone end up online
FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. - Here's some food for thought: If you have nude photos of your wife on your cell phone, hang onto it.
Phillip Sherman of Arkansas learned that lesson after he left his phone behind at a McDonald's restaurant and the photos ended up online. Now he and his wife, Tina, are suing the McDonald's Corp., the franchise owner and the store manager.
The suit was filed Friday and seeks a jury trial and $3 million in damages for suffering, embarrassment and the cost of having to move to a new home.
The suit says that Phillip Sherman left the phone the Fayetteville store in July and that employees promised to secure it until he returned.
Manager Aaron Brummley declined to comment, and other company officials didn't return messages.
Man recovering after being shot by his dog
PORTLAND, Ore. - A man who was accidentally shot by a 12-gauge shotgun on Saturday after his dog jumped into a boat is recovering. Matthew Marcum's legs and buttocks were injured in the bizarre incident and he was taken to Legacy Emanuel Hospital & Health Center in Portland.
Marcum's father, Henry, said his 23-year-old son was about to tie up an 11-foot open aluminum boat, when his 3-year-old Labrador, Drake, jumped into the boat.
Matthew Marcum said his dog, Drake, is a good dog and he isn't upset with him.
Priest gets probation for jogging nude at track
GREELEY, Colo. - A Catholic priest convicted of indecent exposure for jogging naked around a track at a high school has been sentenced to five years probation.
Rev. Robert Whipkey must also complete 100 hours of community service and register as a sex offender under the sentence handed down Thursday in Weld County District Court.
The Denver archdiocese said Whipkey, of Frederick, was placed on leave last year. He officiated at parishes in Frederick, Mead and Erie. He was arrested about an hour before sunrise on June 22, 2007.
Dressed in a blue shirt and slacks, Whipkey told Judge Timothy Kerns that the conviction has ruined his life and that he is unemployed.
Student arrested for 'passing gas' at Fla. school
STUART, Fla. - A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities said he was "passing gas" and turning off his classmates' computers.
According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind. He then shut off some computers other students were using.
The Spectrum Junior-Senior High School student was arrested Nov. 4.
A school resource officer placed the boy under arrest after he confessed about his behavior, according to the report. He was charged with disruption of school function and released to his mother
FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. - Here's some food for thought: If you have nude photos of your wife on your cell phone, hang onto it.
Phillip Sherman of Arkansas learned that lesson after he left his phone behind at a McDonald's restaurant and the photos ended up online. Now he and his wife, Tina, are suing the McDonald's Corp., the franchise owner and the store manager.
The suit was filed Friday and seeks a jury trial and $3 million in damages for suffering, embarrassment and the cost of having to move to a new home.
The suit says that Phillip Sherman left the phone the Fayetteville store in July and that employees promised to secure it until he returned.
Manager Aaron Brummley declined to comment, and other company officials didn't return messages.
Man recovering after being shot by his dog
PORTLAND, Ore. - A man who was accidentally shot by a 12-gauge shotgun on Saturday after his dog jumped into a boat is recovering. Matthew Marcum's legs and buttocks were injured in the bizarre incident and he was taken to Legacy Emanuel Hospital & Health Center in Portland.
Marcum's father, Henry, said his 23-year-old son was about to tie up an 11-foot open aluminum boat, when his 3-year-old Labrador, Drake, jumped into the boat.
Matthew Marcum said his dog, Drake, is a good dog and he isn't upset with him.
Priest gets probation for jogging nude at track
GREELEY, Colo. - A Catholic priest convicted of indecent exposure for jogging naked around a track at a high school has been sentenced to five years probation.
Rev. Robert Whipkey must also complete 100 hours of community service and register as a sex offender under the sentence handed down Thursday in Weld County District Court.
The Denver archdiocese said Whipkey, of Frederick, was placed on leave last year. He officiated at parishes in Frederick, Mead and Erie. He was arrested about an hour before sunrise on June 22, 2007.
Dressed in a blue shirt and slacks, Whipkey told Judge Timothy Kerns that the conviction has ruined his life and that he is unemployed.
Student arrested for 'passing gas' at Fla. school
STUART, Fla. - A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities said he was "passing gas" and turning off his classmates' computers.
According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind. He then shut off some computers other students were using.
The Spectrum Junior-Senior High School student was arrested Nov. 4.
A school resource officer placed the boy under arrest after he confessed about his behavior, according to the report. He was charged with disruption of school function and released to his mother
You scare me
I know these are an easy target, but WTF? WTF? WTF? Have the operation to become a man already!!!!
What's been going on this week?
I like looking at the "Week in Photos" section on Yahoo and other sites but by the looks of it, maybe it wasn't such a good week.
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