Thursday, July 31, 2008

A sweater would have been fine....

Well there goes the semiotic neighborhood. Rachel Matthews, a "celebrity knitter," has kicked up quite a kerfuffle in the UK for writing a book on how to knit historical tyrants. She's got Idi Amin, Pol Pot, Saddam Hussein and—because to leave him out would have been unthinkable—Adolf Hitler. The ever excitable Abe Foxman of the Anti-Defamation League pulled this sheaf of prefab outrage right off the roll: "To popularize a soft, knit version of Hitler insults the memory of those who died in the Holocaust, the survivors, and those who fought against the Nazis." Not to mention what it does to the image of a pastime beloved by harmless bubbes everywhere. Is it just me or does the Knitler (thank you, I'm here all week) look a little big-hipped and sassy in a "talk to the sieg hail, girlfriend" sorta way? After the jump, knitters united respond:

One commenter on a knitting website called the book “ludicrious and repulsive,” cutely worrying that Matthews has sullied the good name of knitters everywhere: “We knitters need to tell the world that she does not represent us and that the majority of us are kind, charitable, concerned, caring people.”

Batman does porn?

A photo of a Portland, OR second-run movie theatre changing its marquee from "Hancock" to "The Dark Knight." It's supposedly not a Photoshop thingie. Just like the Montauk Monster. One hundred percent real!

I need a flask at my desk

I started a new job yesterday. I don't think I like it too much....
Maybe I am just nervous because I am new. Or maybe the place really does suck.
Am I allowed to bitch after a day and a half? I shouldn't.I should be grateful.Things could be much worse. It is thanks to this job that I will have my own place in a few weeks. Food on the table, gas in the car, medical insurance on the way.
I've never known what I wanted to be when i grew up, so this is what I need to do. Be grateful Stacey.
Sometimes I feel bad for those of us that work in offices and feel the life being sucked out of us. Think "Office Space"and the office scenes from "Wanted". What would it be like to tell everyone to kiss your big (insert color) ass???
Sadly, we can't all figure out ways to steal money from the company or join a team of assassins, but if you were offered the chance to be anything you wanted, what would it be?
And no, don't say that you wanna be rich. Too easy and money does not buy happiness.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

I've been doing it wrong all along....

One way to cool off...

bad cats


My next tattoo???


It is an Aum written in Tamil script and it is considered a mystical syllable in the Hindu, Jain and Buddhist religions. The Aum is considered the first sound the universe made when it was born and is why it is used in meditation - to connect back to the universe.
I don't meditate but it looks like a skull to me and I like that....

Monday, July 21, 2008

let me say then....

Hello stacey, I dont know how to beggin my message, but i will try, and i think i have to do it, to say all what i think...
So first, my name is bader, i'm from morocco, i'm 30 yrs old, and i'm running a business of real estate, in marrakech, the city were i was born and where i'm living.
So let me say then, that i have seen ur profile, and i found it so interesting, that's why i'm sending this message, but let me say too, that i find u so beautiful, so sweet, and u sound a very interesting person.
So, that would be a great pleasure for me to talk to u and get know u if there is no prblm? So i will not be longer, i just shall say I wait ur message ... impatiently and i hope that I will get an answer from u, that would be really a great thing for me.
Take care sweet lady, and have a good time ,
Bader from morocco

Umm...maybe I don't need rescued

It's fricking hot out!!!

I got that monkey off my back...

But it didn't go very far...

Friday, July 18, 2008

Goodnight. I hope.

Emo Landscaping

Jackson loves u!!!

hello angle,how are doing and how is everything hope is moving fine.well baby i must tell u that u are cute and lovely.baby am an engineer but i have no wife but a friend introduce me in this site not until now that i found u,pls sweet i love and care 4 u as soon as i went through nur profile,pls i need u so that we can share love togther and other too.i will like u 2 send ur email address amd also add me as one of ur friend ok. so
that we can chat and know each other very well.send it 2 jacksonsam1968@yahoo.com.........jackson loves u.,

Thursday, July 17, 2008

grateful

I just called Seton Hospital to try to work out a plan for me to pay off the $4,000 dollars that I owe from my ER trip last month. A man named Jay answered and informed me that my balance had been paid in full. That I owed nothing. That the hospital had applied for charity for me since I have no insurance. In the past 2 years I have racked up over $100,000 in medical bills and I have been lucky enough to only have to pay a few dollars here and there. This is such a burden off my back that I have to express my gratitude for whatever out there in the universe is looking after me.
And now back to the reguraly programmed crap....

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Gloomy the Bear




Happy go fucky!

Umm...at least that is what i thought it said for a second.

My Eyes! My Eyes!

What is my monkey doing???

another gentlemen caller...

I can't make this kind of shit up. His email addy is there if someone else would like contact with this obviously talented poet. And what the hell is sup rice??


Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time,Love is the passion that we feel inside of our hearts that we can't hide. We pretend to hide it, but it burns us more and more until the pain grows and grows and it never ends, am sup rice at your beauty and i wish to know you better my name is Robert from new york city..hook up to my profile if you want to know more about me or add me on oneilcum55@yahoo.com or send me your yahoo id,i look forward to hear from you.


Chao

Robert

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

why do i get these emails?? why? why? why???

I havent told you yet because I didnt want to freak you out but the doctors have only given me a couple more weeks and I know whole heartedly that if I could have just one meager taste from those sweet sweet faucets of vitality I would know most certainly that I went out a whole being. A hi later might very well prove to be a goodbye for eternity. Please grant me this one last wish in the spirit from the days of yore and yester . . .

You make me blush Batman!!

By "swing", I think he means wife swapping.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Has a nice beat...

turn down if at work!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

Thursday, July 10, 2008

i should be asleep


Someday, when I have a new digital camera, I would like to post more of my own photos here. These are from a few years back. The 1st picture was taken in downtown Bridgeport, CT. Bridgeport is a sad sad city really. Due to corruption and neglect, it has fallen apart. There is beauty to be found in the forgotten but something so sad about how people let it happen. I usually don't give my photos titles but I call this one "Gateway to Hell".
The next 2 photos were taken in Albany, NY at the now gone but deeply missed "Palais Royale". When I say I loved this fucking bar, I do not exaggerate. It was a run down, dirty dive and the best place I ever had the honor of having a drink. It had been around for over 80 years in various locations. It was owned by a man named Rocky whose dad had handed it down to him. Rocky would tell you stories about shining the shoes of Legs Diamond when he was a kid. He was a little bitty Italian man and even in his 90's still flirting with the ladies. The bar was filled with irreplaceable bottles, knick knacks and memories. You could find yourself sitting next to a regular that had been there since 8am or a senator stopping by after work (the capitol building is down the street). The last time they had a raise in prices, the beers went up to $2.50.
They had a shuffle board bowling machine and we had a league that played on Sunday nights.
Rocky fell down on one of those Sunday nights and broke his leg. He never really recovered and died the next year at the age of 93. The bar ended up closing. Jeannie ( the long time bartender) tried to buy the bar with no luck. Rocky had left it to his nephew and the son of a bitch (not apologizing for that) sold it to some guy who turned it in to a family place. I never set foot in it again after it had changed hands. Just wasn't going to be the same.
I could go on forever about the place and probably will when I post more pics.

Friday, July 4, 2008

that is not natural

I came across her while googling the name "Stacey". I want to sit her down, feed her a sandwich and tell her that she must never do this ever again.

I don't think this is kosher...


Korean fast food chain BBQ Chicken has introduced the Col-Pop, a cup that holds both food and drink. The lower part of the cup holds soda, with an attached straw. The upper part holds chicken nuggets (and other foods in South Korean restaurants). This innovation could make eating while walking or driving easier, if not safer.

my favorite song at this moment in time

LOST-COLDPLAY


Just because I'm losing
Doesn't mean I'm lost
Doesn't mean I'll stop
Doesn't mean I will cross

Just because I'm hurting
Doesn't mean I'm hurt
Doesn't mean I didn't get what I deserve
No better and no worse

I just got lost
Every river that I've tried to cross
And every door I ever tried was locked
Ooh-Oh, And I'm just waiting till the shine wears off...

You might be a big fish
In a little pond
Doesn't mean you've won
'Cause along may come
A bigger one
And you'll be lost

Every river that you tried to cross
Every gun you ever held went off
Ooh-Oh, And I'm just waiting till the firing starts
Ooh-Oh, And I'm just waiting till the shine wears off

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Guess whose coming for dinner?

Kill a chicken before a monkey. Chinese Proverbs
Being a Monkey in Chinese astrology, I second that.