Friday, August 29, 2008

Deader is Better

http://www.livingdeaddolls.com/lddsite.html

For those of you that like your dolls un-life like


Pleased to meet you, won't you guess my age...

I will be 40 tomorrow. No, that is not a typo. 40. I am not sure how I got here. Just doesn't seem quite right. I've been kinda out of it the past few days. My mind has been elsewhere. I am wondering if this 40 thing bothers me more than I realize. I know by my age you are supposed to have accomplished certain things in life which I have not. Is that bad or did I just choose a different path?
I guess I can't really worry about things like that. It is what it is. Besides, things are better for me than they have been in a long time. :)


Why didn't they put this in the X-Files movie????

He should have called and said something, I would have lent a hand.....


David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, People.com reports.
"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the "Californication" actor tells People.com in an exclusive statement, according to his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein.
The 48-year-old "X-Files" star has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997 and the couple have two children together.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

My new hero

I am feeling so lethargic that I don't really have anything to add.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Slow Your Roll!!!!

They are selling this at a gas station down the street.....
There is a new beverage gaining popularity in the South, especially Houston, called Drank. Not content with following the herd of energy drinks, Drank is the antithesis of such products, claiming to be "the anti-energy drink" whose slogan is "slow your roll." This purple carbonated beverage is infused with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips which give it a sedating effect. Details, inside...
Drank anti-energy drink finds its roots in "purple drank," a slang term for a concoction popularized in the South by the hip-hop community, according to Wikipedia. Purple drank typically includes promethazine-codeine cough syrup which produces a stoned sedation. Promethazine is an antihistamine while codeine is an opiate narcotic. The syrup is colored purple hence "Purple drank."
However, Drank's active ingredients are all legal, and can be found at health and vitamin shops. Drank's press release says, "From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind."
If there can be a Cocaine Energy Drink with no cocaine, we suppose there can be Drank with no powerful pharmaceuticals. However, given the active ingredients, we're guessing that Drank will do little more than make you sleepy. But if taking naps is what is considered hip-hop nowadays, we're sure that Drank will be a runaway success.
Adventures in Press Releases: The Anti-Energy Drink [Village Voice]

Friday, August 22, 2008

fuck on!

http://www.beijingolympicsfan.com/2007/08/04/beijing-2008-olympics-will-be-the-grandest-olympics-of-all-time/

This is a poster for the Olympics. I like the simple stick figures. But I do have to wonder why it looks like some of them are in wheelchairs and why the drawing in the third row down , third one in, looks like it is for the "gonna have to choke a bitch" competition.
I can only guess that Yussie Feng's comment of "fuck on" is the opposite of "fuck off".

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

I love New York

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/week/2005_09_18.html

Thanks Brian

Don't say I didn't warn you...

Only look at this site (picture gallery) if you have a stomach of steel, never want to eat again, or need a reason to kill yourself.

http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html?osCsid=83e585d165ad6926443a7efd7f4fe6c0

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Oh Yes, You Will Be Mine

Needless to say, I will be loading up my Ipod with some phat beats!OhMiBod is a sleek, sophisticated new generation of vibrator that combines elegance of design with the excitement of your favorite music. The audio enabled integrated microchip allows the OhMiBod to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen. Measures 5 1/2" long (insertable) and 1 1/8" in diameter. OhMiBod comes with an additional multi-speed endcap for use without an iPod or music player. It really is 2 products in one! Our motor provides strong yet quiet, intense rhythmic vibrations. With polished chrome detail and pearl white body this product is the ultimate iPod acsexsory!

Why is the music component so important? Listening to your favorite sexy music and actually feeling the corresponding vibes quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body truly "come" together. The range and intensity of the vibrations are endless, creating a dynamically sensational experience never felt before!


http://www.ohmibod.com/ohmibod.html




King

I have not read anything by Stephen King in ages. I thought "The Stand" was pretty awesome.
I've not had a chance to watch any of this but thought it could be interesting. Especially since Marvel seems to be part of the project.




http://www.simonsays.com/specials/stephen-king-nishere/index.cfm

Take that!



Though I really might buy that knife holder/voodoo doll.

For JayAre.....

Cos he is from Iowa

Friday, August 15, 2008

I will never tell you what it means....

But it makes me smile....

copycat!

She totally stole the look from the woman on the Strange Sisters book cover in the last post. Don't really blame her. I want that dress too!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

I like mine with pulp

I am a big fan of the art of pulp fiction books. Not to mention the titles and great, umm, not sure what they are called...Maybe "teasers" is a good word. Example from below: "She loved her Husband-and her Girlfriend."
I really don't get the Gorilla.....




I would have bought you some flour...


Wednesday, August 13, 2008

He likes them Bushy....

I wonder if he put the corn on the cobb holders on each end.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

If I had known what today's date was....

I would not have bothered to get out of bed.

Friday, August 8, 2008

I have no reason.....






I am thinking about removing the second photo. That dude is fucked up.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

BORED!!!


A Preacher, a Vampire, and a Hitman walk into a bar....



It was pointed out to me that I kinda lost my train of thought yesterday in my post about "Preacher". I blame it on my advanced age and those damn freaky dolls.

So lets try this again....

I am in no position to give a full review since I am only up to issue #11, but I like how dark and twisted this series is.

So far it has managed to touch on religion, bestiality, racism, sex, serial killers, drinking, love, John Wayne, suicide, inbreeding, and Texas!!!!!!!!!!

As mentioned in one of the letters in the back of an issue, these are all subjects dealt with before, but it is done with such charm and bravado that every few pages I wanna call someone and talk about what just happened!!!

If that wasn't enough, the artwork is rocking! I want t-shirts!! I am tempted to buy a few issues and frame some of the images.

I said before I would love if this was on HBO and they let it be what it is. Someone was asking online what actors you would want for each character...something to think about....


BTW, I can't take credit for the title of this blog. Thank You again Jay



Tuesday, August 5, 2008

feel free to give him him a call if u want....

Dearest Angel,
Forgive me if this letter came at the wrong of the day but I beg you to please really take note of it cos it comes from a heart of someone that you have so much affected during the reading of your profile.Hope you are fine and your family,as for me you have made me to smile again ,cos i have never believed that this can happen to me for my life time.
Due to my past experience I have decided for a long time to stay alone and never to love,but look at me today smiling over your profile which i am well convinced that if a woman like you can exist it means there is much hope for me to be happy again even more than before.Please I am good in flattering people and never will i do that cos the true is life and if i lie it mean is dead,from my heart I am so happy to met amd mail somone like you even if you didn't reply,that is fine but don't forget that you have become special to my heart.May age nor distance between us be a barrier for this reality,i urge you...
May nothing stop nor discourage you from mail me back and be open to me cos i have good intentions towards you...Just know that I am out for something good nothing evil nor to hurt nor harm people,please be real and no games...I pray that you will understand my lyrics and get back to me soonest...

Really you must be a nice woman and what have made you to join this site and what are your motives and intentions towards your new love?
please i will love to have your pics and hear more from you. This is my prive mail, Great joy

I will count it is I can find your mail in my box: cann_eric@yahoo.ca
Tel: 1-202-689-9048,
My house address: #1145 Broadway Seattle, WA 98122, USA

I wait for your reply,
Cann Eric (just smiling)

The only one who could ever reach me, was the son of a preacher man....

I was recently introduced to the comic book, "Preacher". Thank you Jay cos I love love love it.
I know there are girls out there who read and appreciate comics but I wish we were encourged to read them. Beats playing with dolls. Well, not including anatomically-correct dolls. When I went to google that, this crime against nature popped up. Sorry, but i find it freakish. You can find more of these at http://www.amamantafamily.com/.

Back to Preacher...funny how I find the above picture disturbing but take no offense at all to this comic. Anything with a character called "Arseface" is ok in my book. I really hope it ends up as a HBO series. Though I don't have HBO.
For you comic fans, I came across these 2 interesting sites acrossthecounter.blogspot.com/ & http://www.comicbookreligion.com/index.php?Religion=Protestant

Monday, August 4, 2008

Perhaps too blunt?


http://www.cafepress.com/cre8tivefocus/1204993

File's done

I used to watch the X-Files on and off back in the day. Like all TV shows, it had its good and bad episodes. The new movie felt like one of those bad episodes when you wondered if all the writers had gone on vacation at the same time.

All the usual X-Files ingredients were there. Psychics, FBI schmucks, mentions of Mulder's sister, a bit of bizarre gore, questions of faith, and the opposites that attract embodied in Mulder and Scully. Sadly, the plot and dialogue were so weak that the only real mystery here is why they could not come up with something better in the years since the show went off.


X-Files was never about concrete answers, it required a leap of faith, but this time around, they never hand you anything to believe in.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Flask Update

Maybe this job won't be so bad after all.I just opened the upstairs breakroom refrigerator and there is one 12 pack of Shiner Bock, two 6 packs of Austin Amber, and one 6 pack of Guinness. No one is up here at the moment but me......

Today's solar eclipse....