Happy New Year from Hell

Actually, at he bar I was at last New Years, there was a skeleton.

The things we do for cake

The simple truth

When I was your age....

Because I can't take another 2 hours

Damn Clowns

Damn Furries

Christmas Chicken is tardy and the fruit is rotten.

Stolen

I stole this from another blog and usually I am too lazy to give props, but I could not have written anything better than this guy already did. So, enjoy the bacon wallet picture and follow the link to read his write up.

http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2007/12/harriet-carter-nice-to-meat-you.html

Do you have a flag?

There seems to be a shortage of pants....

I hope she gets a sandwich for Christmas

Just plain awesome

Because Sex Sells

I guess that bug spray worked a little too well....

Cheesy

I am bored so I googled the first thing that popped into my head. Cheetos Art.

Straight from the Headlines:

"Tainted Irish Pork May Have Reached 25 Nations"


Damn that Colin Farrell

A couple of more photos

Cleaning up the past

Besides vacuuming myself today, I managed to start cleaning out 5 years worth of emails from my Yahoo account. So far I erased over 600 and still have more to go. I am mostly just keeping the porn. I did find some photos I had taken a few years ago.

Out Damn Spot!

So, today I was standing in the bathroom at work with my a vacuum hose up my skirt.

I know what you are thinking. Pervs.

I had accidentally got dried toner ink on my white skirt and had to vacuum it out.

Thats my story and I am sticking to it.

This was on a list of what guys really want for Xmas....

Chicken Poop Outdoors Chapstick

Holga

Here are some Holga images since we are on the subject....

White Stripes Xmas!

I've really done nothing at work today except Christmas window shopping online. I found this White Stripes site and while I know bands put their names and logos on a lot of different things, I have never seen a sewing kit before. The sticker is pretty cool as well but the Holga camera is the bomb.
Holga's are cheap plastic cameras that let light leak in giving a "vintage" effect. I love mine though I have not used it in quite a while. The White Stripes site want $180 for the Holga set. I did not take a close look of what all comes with the set but it better include a BJ for that price.

http://whitestripes.kungfunation.com/