Yes, this is a true conversation....
From: Hank Date: Oct 15, 2008 10:34 AM Stacey, you're a very sexy woman. I'm glad you're home.
From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 12:10 PMHow do u know I am home? And I thought Gotham was actually Chicago.....
From: HankDate: Oct 15, 2008 11:18 AMI know you're home because you're happy to be HOME from the hospital. Gotham City is NYC actually. It's a term that dates back to the 19th century. It's Washington Irving who first used it I think.
From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 12:27 PMAhh..Legend of Sleepy Hollow guy...I heard the other day it was Chicago..at least as far as Batman is concerned. I forgot the hospital headline was up...but thank u....
From: HankDate: Oct 15, 2008 11:29 AMYeah. That guy. Now that we've got that straightened out, would you like to tell me about the woman behind the seductive looks? I'm feeling uncomfortably superficial
From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 12:38 PMI thought everyone here was superficial.....Nothing much to tell...How did u find my profile?
From: HankDate: Oct 15, 2008 11:54 AMI'm not that superficial actually. I used to be, but I soured on it when women were overlooking my more cerebral qualities when they discovered my carnal talents.I found your profile by following a rainbow to the end.What color is your pedicure?Why were you in the hospital?When was the last time you were at a UT game?What's your adult beverage of choice?What's your favorite travel destination?
H.
From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 1:19 PMHmm...a lot of personal questions from a stranger.Your profile is private and you have no pic. I am guessing married
From: HankDate: Oct 15, 2008 12:21 PMGood guess. Now about those questions...
From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 1:30 PMYou have a foot fetish too. You might be upset if i was in the hospital to get a toe amputated
From: HankDate: Oct 15, 2008 12:46 PMWhat makes you think I have a foot fetish? Even if I did, I think I'd look at it as an opportunity to give more attention to the 9 other toes. I tend to see life as a series of opportunities that way.
H.
From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 1:49 PMwas i wrong about the foot fetish?
From: HankDate: Oct 15, 2008 12:53 PMYou're sorta wrong about the foot fetish. I'm a sensualist. Do I find feet erogenous? In many instances. But I'm not a food fetishist by any clinical definition. And while I might very much enjoy sucking on your 9 or 10 toes, I don't have any reason to believe that that would turn me on any more than sucking on your nipples or finger tips or inner thigh. Of course, I'd likely begin with that sumptuous mouth of yours. It really is damn near perfect. Now about my questions...H.
From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 2:08 PMPerhaps after lunch....
From: HankDate: Oct 15, 2008 1:10 PMI can't wait. Please add "what's for lunch?" to my list of questions.Bon Apetit!H.
From: StaceyDate: Oct 15, 2008 3:42 PMWell Hank, here is the problem, if I were to answer your questions and keep up the conversations, you would not just be satisfied asking what color my toes are but then you would be asking what color my underwear is as well. And I can't go down that path with you.....
From: Hank You wear underwear? What kind of freak are you!?!?!? Never mind!
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But why didn't you answer the nice man's questions? He seems like a nice enough guy, he woasn't even judgemental about your missing toe. Although he was right to call you a freak for wearing underwear... wierdo...
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