Tuesday, September 29, 2009

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About Me
I have a huge love for power tools and blades. You could cut my hands off and make one a steel machete and make the other a chain saw and I would be set for life! I'm also into Vampirism, Demonology, Cannibalism, Necrophilia, and Satanism.

First Date
We should definitely hit up the morgue and examine some bodies. Nothing says "let's get to know each other better" like getting to know a fresh corpse together.

Monday, September 28, 2009

You can lead a horse to beer...and it will probably drink

Just haven't been out as much lately. They don't like it when you show up to school drunk.

Fado- Scalp Sugar Ray tickets. Go drinking at the Irish bar with Scottish men and then go dancing at the gay disco. Watch one 25 year old, who had been hitting on me, make out with a woman he doesn't know is really a man. Or maybe he did. Sounds about right.

Blind Pig- Reminded me that everyone is younger than me but was a good place for eye candy and dancing on the roof patio.

Trulucks- Jaspar's bartender moved over here so went for drinks. The bar is gorgeous. Great lighting which I love.

Common Interest- I can never get the name of this place right. Its usually a better crowd but was still fun. Best performance was a girl who rocked a Bjork song. Never cease to find the giant plastic syringe jello shots amusing. Thank you to my friends who came for my 80th b-day.

Tailgating- Never thought I would do it because it was too much like camping but i did it and it was fun! (though i still believe that camping is the root of all evil). Our friends do their tailgate right outside the southeast entrance of the stadium so we could see the crowd. Lots of food, beer and good company.

Real or Fake?



This seems set up to me but but who knows...

Please don't let it be me

Monday, September 21, 2009

Can't believe I am about to say this....

But I had a great time tailgating! Plus, we got to watch the second half of the Longhorns/Tech game from the 12th row at the 30th yard line! For free!!!




Wednesday, September 16, 2009