Tuesday, September 29, 2009

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About Me
I have a huge love for power tools and blades. You could cut my hands off and make one a steel machete and make the other a chain saw and I would be set for life! I'm also into Vampirism, Demonology, Cannibalism, Necrophilia, and Satanism.

First Date
We should definitely hit up the morgue and examine some bodies. Nothing says "let's get to know each other better" like getting to know a fresh corpse together.

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