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How to Kill a Zombie Onslaught

Instructions:

Get as far away from the zombies as you can (if possible), lest your fear make you go nutz.
Step2Using your gun or crossbow (preferrably the former), you need to score a headshot on the first shot for every zombie. The only way to kill a zombie is to destroy its brain, and wild shooting elsewhere will just attract more zombies.
Step3If you are forced into melee combat, either cut their heads off with a blade (machete or Shaolin blade) or get into their heads somehow and destroy the brain from the inside (such as with a crowbar).
Step4When you're sure all the zombies have been killed, burn the bodies to wipe out any chance of infection and to be sure they're really destroyed.


Things You’ll Need:
Shaolin blade
machete
rifle
Molotov cocktails
crossbow
The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks


Tips & Warnings
Make sure you actually know how to use your weapons. All of them.

If one of the zombies is your stupid buddy or brother or something like that, don't hesitate. Just shoot! That person's already dead. History. It's just a corpse that happens to be trying to kill you.

Yea, I know. Where are you gonna get a Shaolin blade? Good question. The machete should suffice. X)

DON'T get a flamethrower or a chainsaw. Both are useless.

Don't assume you can score mass kills on your own, if there are more than 10 or 20 zombies out there. It's probably a good idea to make sure there are other people near you who are skilled in the art of zombie killing.

If you decapitate any zombies, make sure to destroy the heads. A severed head can still bite you and should still be considered dangerous.

Don't ever aim for body parts other than the head! They will just keep attacking until their brains are destroyed, even if the only thing left is the head.


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