usually i would go dutch, but i work part time so this one will have to be on jesus
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias; who is it?
jesus
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently.
arkansas has to go...i don't even like driving there and they have the single worst mcdonalds i have ever been to...
4. You wake up as the opposite gender - what's the one thing you want to try?
easy...jerking off
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
han...not even a question
6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
i don't remember my childhood
7. What's something that you've done that most people haven't?
I ONCE JUMPED OFF A 60 FOOT CLIFF INTO A RIVER, WHICH WAS DOPE, BUT I HIT SO HARD THAT IT TORE MY PANTS IN HALF AND I WALKED BACK TO THE CAMP HOLDING THE 2 HALVES UP LIKE A SKIRT....ok..that was my friend lee's answer....i also was there and jumped off that cliff...kept my clothes intact but forgot to put my arms to my side....i was covered in bruises and someone had to come rescue my sorry ass
8. whats your horo?
what?
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
the ring...or some porn
10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
I love you
11. what is your drink (alcoholic)?
blue moon, rum and coke
12. Ever performed CPR on a live person?
no...
13. Before you die, you want to...? perform CPR on myself
14. Something you'd really like to do but probably wont ever be able to do?
have children
15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
koala bear
16. A drug you'll never try?
oxycontin
17. If you were an animal what would you be?
a koala bear on oxycontin
18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
once again, i really don't remember much about my childhood
19. What's something most people don't know about you?
I have a half sister I have never met
20. First celebrity crush?
the guy who played Starbuck on Battlestar Galatica
21. What was your favorite thing to do as a child?
runaway
23. Favorite breakfast bread style?
brioche
24. Favorite Laundry Detergent?
the cheap shit
25. Worst way to die?
has to be fire
26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
i saw a pic (when i worked at the medical library) of a guy with a javelin through his balls...that had to have sucked
27. The worst injury you've ever had?
got hit in the face...bone under my eyes was fractured...face was swollen for a month and 2 black eyes
28. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
pie
29. Sport you hate the most?
baseball
30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Chicago
31. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
cotton candy....stay away from alligator on a stick
32. Weirdest eBay purchase?
human cadaver
33. Favorite food to eat when you're drunk?
taco cabana ...french fries
34. Favorite cereal?
honeycomb, fruity pebbles
35. What's craziest thing you've done in the past month?
its a secret
36. What do you usually bring to bbq's?
beer
37. Ever been hit on and didnt realize it?
doubt it
38. Recently?
recently what?
39. Are you some sort of retard?
yes...thank you for noticing
40. Doing anything this weekend?
going out with Harry's wife, shopping for a wedding dress (not for me), a lunch date
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